I Should’ve Worn a Condom

You remember the story about 60 minutes from beach to bedroom?

You remember how I told you do as I say not as I do?

Yeah you would think with a title like “60 minutes beach to bedroom” it would be a no brainer to wear a condom.

Well call me Brainless McGee because I am regretting it today.

I met back up with that same girl from the story, when I thought she had gone to Tulum to go to the last day of the Zamna festival.

If you’re not familiar with Zamna it’s basically a massive EDM rave every day for the month of January.

I hit her up today asking if she wants to go to this cenote club that my boy Ben Malka @benmalka.eth is playing at.

For those of you who don’t know what a cenote is, think of a giant natural swimming pool, something you’d see in Tarzan, I’ve attached a picture below for reference

She comes over and says how she didn’t go to Zamna because there were no taxis to take her from Playa to Tulum because there was a cartel war.

I didn’t hear about this but I don’t doubt that it’s true.

But that’s not why I’m saying I should’ve worn a condom.

The real reason is, she comes over today saying she stayed up doing coke all night by herself because she was sad that there was no way of her getting to the festival.

Whether she was alone or not I don’t really care, but now this girl is with me at this cenote party off 0 hours of sleep.

Looking back, I should have definitely worn a condom.

Do as I say, not as I do.

When you learn your social skills from The Social Club, there are going to be a lot more opportunities for you to not wear a condom ;)

Do better than me. Wrap it up.

- Tristan Social

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